When you turn 30 . . .
. . . you have to ask for things for your birthday like new suits, and then you have to sell your plasma on top of it to cover the cost.
. . . you play soccer with all your friends' kids at your own birthday get-together while the adults stand at the sidelines and talk.
. . . you begin sporting a few gray hairs.
. . . you get a birthday card and $10 in the mail from your Oma, oh wait, the card is actually for Beckham, huh? Poor Oma. (Beckham's birthday is in May.)
I'm glad I have a few more years before I turn 30. It looks depressing.
Hahahahaha. Love you Hun, happpy birthday!
. . . you play soccer with all your friends' kids at your own birthday get-together while the adults stand at the sidelines and talk.
. . . you begin sporting a few gray hairs.
. . . you get a birthday card and $10 in the mail from your Oma, oh wait, the card is actually for Beckham, huh? Poor Oma. (Beckham's birthday is in May.)
I'm glad I have a few more years before I turn 30. It looks depressing.
Hahahahaha. Love you Hun, happpy birthday!
6 comments:
Tell Matthias I totally sympathise and hope that he got a cool character cake for his birthday.
Look at the bright side. Thirty also means OUT OF SCHOOL, baby. YEA ! ! !
turning 30 sucks...i did it in paris and i still cried...but you know what they say "30 is the new 20." thats my story and i am sticking to it. happy b-day matt!!:)
love, your much OLDER cousin.
xoxoxoxo
Man, Matt you make 30 look HORRIBLE! J/K it has only got to up from here, right? Happy late birthday but if you think about my birthday wish today it gave you almost a whole month until you turned 30.
Glad someone had a good birthday at your house...lol
sheeesh! I find it hard to put the "happy" and "birthday" together when it's me. But I assumed everyone else loved theirs. I'm glad you had some yummy breakfast at least :)
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