9.10.2009

cooties

This is a face of a boy who is tired of cooties. Many things factor into Ty's three day in a row cootie infestation. Mostly it's his mom's fault. Dang it.


  1. I may have mentioned that girls have cooties.
  2. He is nice boy and very social.
  3. He is a handsome boy and very likable.
  4. He innocently told Lucy, a girl at school, that girls have cooties.
  5. Lucy is faster than him.
  6. According to Ty, he "wasn't wearing his Pumas." They make him run faster.

Ty came home from school the first of the three day scourge in tears, that he was cootiefied. I didn't mean to make my sweet little innocent boy the recess kissing target. Lesson learned. When telling your boys that girls have cooties, tell them to NOT tell the girls that. It should have stayed our little secret. Or perhaps, just nix the fib in the first place.

I secretly wrote the teacher a note after the third day requesting her to tell Lucy to keep her lips off my little boy. It worked. He's been cootie free for almost 2 weeks now.

Take and learn.

6 comments:

ads said...

Cooties are gross ! I hope Ty will eventually forget all about the cootie situation - it could damage him permanently, poor little thing !

Papa said...

Ty - cooties aren't so bad, Nana gave them to me 32 years ago. Now, I fish better, make more money, and have been to Hawaii seven times. See, not so bad. Just make sure the girl ties flies before you kiss her, it could be a life time commitment.

Eric & Nicole Swenson said...

What are you talking about.. we thought cooties still exist hahaha that is too cute!

Brad and Marci said...

Cole caught a boy and girl hiding and kissing during recess and came up with a rule that is now applied and that is girls play with the girls and boys play with the boys. No one like to be the target for cooties, I'm sure glad I have cootie medicine and I take it every day. :)

Mary said...

But...but....hold on a second..... GIRLS DON`T HAVE COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!! Girls are cute and fun and exciting and most of all much...much ....much smarter than boys!!!!!!!!!!!! And apparently they run faster toooo.

Mary said...

But...but....hold on a second..... GIRLS DON`T HAVE COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!! Girls are cute and fun and exciting and most of all much...much ....much smarter than boys!!!!!!!!!!!! And apparently they run faster toooo.

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